What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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