Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
