I hate your face
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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