So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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