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The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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