You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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