i would punch a child for taco bell
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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