the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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