I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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