I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
