We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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