I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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