So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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