the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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