well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm wearing men's underwear
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