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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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