Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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