I can tuck mytits in my pants
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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