I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
