btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
