i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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