Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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