That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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