It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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