i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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