I seem to have left my pride at pride
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
two words...techno handjob
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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