you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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