Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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