It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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