i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just want to make out with him forever
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I deserve this hangover.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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