he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
zippers are such a cool invention
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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