hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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