They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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