I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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