Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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