So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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