Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize