Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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