therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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