This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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