Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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