Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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