dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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