She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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