my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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