I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
