Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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