Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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