right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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