I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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