No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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