sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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