i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize