these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
