Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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